Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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