Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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