How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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