Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
what day is it and did you see me today?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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