Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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