If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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