Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
