who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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