dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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