while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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