My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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