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(701): View more from North Dakota

I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.

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(775): View more from Nevada

hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class

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(910): View more from North Carolina

just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics

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(802): View more from Vermont

i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.

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(772): View more from Florida

remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.

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(631): View more from New York

I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?

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(731): View more from Tennessee

I'm really busy with my period

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