Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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