I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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