It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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