I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
