K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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