He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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