She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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