Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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