do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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