my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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