he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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