I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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