i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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