cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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