we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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