Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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