would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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