**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
If I die, sorry about rent.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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