i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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