Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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