Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Barsexuality is the new black.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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