Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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