did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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