Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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