Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Life is so much better after having sex.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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