Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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