Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
