I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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