he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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