i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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