My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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