I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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