If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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