I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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