how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
This toilet bowl is my home.
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