Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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