I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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