screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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