Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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