you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I understand Curling. That high.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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