Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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