The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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